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The Expatriate Siamese
 

By Pamela Legge  

Illustrated by Sally Holmes

ISBN: 0 906635 26 8.   Hardbound, 208 Pages

9 line drawings including jacket.
 

 

 

This is a charming story, based partly on fact, which is suitable for all cat lovers - the beautifully executed line drawings by Sally Holmes have attracted much favourable comment. It makes an excellent gift for children of eight upwards, especially at our new low price of £9.50 including postage.

Here is an excerpt from the first chapter of

The Expatriate Siamese:-

 

Mitzi 

   Earlier that morning, a thin layer of mist had obscured the coastal strip, leaving hillocks standing out like islands in a grey sea, but it had cleared quickly to reveal a calm blue Mediterranean and a cloudless sky.
   The white buildings lining the south-west shore of Mallorca, highlighted by the brilliant sunshine, contrasted sharply with the green patchwork of almond orchards and olive groves covering the lower slopes of the mountains, while thousands of pines clung tenaciously to crevices in the rocks above.
   However, the perfect day was marred for me because Graham was preparing for a trip to the UK. I lay on the bed, scrutinising every movement as he packed his suitcase and moaning involuntarily whenever I thought of his impending departure—although I was unable to fully express my feelings, he was aware
of my absolute devotion.
   By eavesdropping on a telephone conversation, I already knew that Graham had booked a return flight from Palma to Gatwick, but the purpose of his hastily arranged journey was wrapped in mystery. I had followed him into the bedroom in order to be near him for as long as possible before he left for the airport.
   Instead of his usual informal garb, Graham was wearing a long-sleeved cream shirt, a pale blue silk tie, and grey trousers with knife-edged creases; a matching jacket was draped casually over the king-size bed, which dominated the room. Colourful rugs, some attractive watercolours, and a crystal chandelier relieved the stark white walls and plain tiled floor—typical of a Mallorquin house. The slatted
persianas were closed against the midday sun but the wood-framed windows were wide open, allowing a pleasantly cool breeze to waft over my body.
   I lay on the soft quilt, resting my head on a sleeve of Graham’s jacket and nuzzling the material to savour the familiar scent of his cologne. When he leaned over to place two clean shirts into his suitcase, I stretched out seductively and lightly touched his arm. turned and looked at me sympathetically: ‘I know darling—I’ll miss you too, but I’ll be back soon bringing something exciting for you,’ he said as  he slipped on his jacket and clicked the case shut.
   Still moaning intermittently, I followed him down the stairs to the hall where his wife, Pam, was waiting to escort him to the car.
   ‘Good-bye Tia, cheer up—I’ll be home in two days,’ he said, gently stroking my head.

   I watched as he kissed Pam tenderly, promising to telephone that evening; then he waved to us as he drove off, the tyres of the car raising clouds of dust from the gravelled drive that had not seen rain for many weeks. It was July and the heat would be intense for the next two months. In our eyrie in the mountains above Calviá, the temperature is at least five degrees lower than on the plain, but even so I had to move quickly to avoid burning my feet on the hot tiles as I walked round to the shady terrace in search of a comfortable lounger.

   My full name is Tia Maria but it is usually shortened to Tia. I am a chocolate-point Siamese with the perfect bone structure specified for my breed—an elegantly domed head, well-formed chin, lithe leopard-like body with high-set shoulder blades, and a long tail. The unusually soft fur of my body is predominantly cream, merging into café-au-lait on my lower legs and paws and a deeper brown on my mask, ears, and tail. My slightly pointed face features an
imperious nose, large pricked ears—separated by a striped brow, long white whiskers and luminous blue eyes set in slanted lids, which give me an oriental appearance.

   I know precisely how to exploit my feline mystique, so no one really knows what lies behind my inscrutable stare. My manner is sometimes interpreted as being a little haughty and condescending but, in reality, I am very affectionate and loyal to people I like. Some would say that I am pampered by Pam and Graham but the truth is that our lives have become so interwoven during the sixteen years we have been together that they treat me as one of the family—indeed there are times when I feel more human than feline. In some respects, there has been a reversal of roles in our house so that now I am the one who worries when they stay out late, unable to settle for the night until they are home—unlike a few years ago when they waited anxiously for my call to be let in, after I returned from a nocturnal outing.
   The illustration relates to an incident later in this chapter when Tia encounters a friendly stray called Mitzi who is living rough on the streets.  

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